Sunday, December 30, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Next President of the United States

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Merry Christmas from Achmed!

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Stunning New Species Found

AP -- Buenos Nachos -- Natural scientists today announced the stunning discovery in this little explored, Garden-of-Eden like area of a new species, a tiny, tuskless, trunkless, pink-nosed squeeky Mastadon.  Mastadons, long thought extinct, may be making a come back as a species due to the unpredictability of the effects of Global Warming, according to new research released five minutes after the announcement of the little Mastadon by the United Nations International Committee for the Promotion of the Power of the United Nattions Through Any Mean Necessary Including - Bad Science (UNICPPUNTANMNI-BS), a coalition of 17,652,731 scientists, all of whom agree.

Dr. Inskang Flopalot (pictured (the one holding the Mastadon)) said he was "amazed" to find a Mastadon in this tiny, little explored region of the world's rain forests, given the species became extinct 11 million years ago, was really large, had tusks and a trunk, and did not have a pink nose or squeek.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Fred

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

"Give me the Cheetos! Give me back my Cheetos!!!"


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Sunday, December 09, 2007

"Won't You Be My ... Teddy Bear."



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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Kangaroos Fart?

Just when you thought the Global Warmers had no sense of humor, they go and say:

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Clinton Slams Obama Again

AP -- After revealing that Barack Obama has had his eyes on the US Presidency since birth, Hillary Clinton's campaign came out today with an even more aggressive attack on Obama's commitment to privacy and the US Constitution.

"Mr. Osama .. erm, Obama says he believes in privacy and the Constitution," a press release from the Clitnon campaign said," but in fact in 1997 he told his primary care physician he thought 'all that privacy stuff was hooey.'  Clinton said a federal SWAT team during her husband's administration in 1999 had also uncovered an essay on Obama's personal computer entitled, "The Constitution, How Stupid."

"Mr. Obambi's unbridled ambition is only exceeded by his willingness to lie about his beliefs and abuse his access to power to ... no wait, that part's us,"  A Cinton campaign spokeman said.   "Never mind."

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.

From the AP today -- Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested Monday that Barack Obama has too little experience and perhaps too much ambition, pressing an increasingly aggressive campaign against her chief rival for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Hmmm.


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