BaconAndBeer

A proud American:



I dunno.  I think she could use a shave.


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Barack O'Bama and his wife Chewbacca were have dinner at The Arugala in downtown Chicago one evening when the waiter approached and asked for their order.

"Chewy will have the Fois Gras with Arugala and a bottle of 'Proud American,'" O'Bama told the waiter.  "And I will have the Duck L'Orange and a bottle of fresh glacial water."

The waiter wrote this all down carefully and then asked, "Uh, peas with that?"

"Now that is exactly the kind of appalling attack that's divided our country and that alienates us from the world," O'Bama said.  "These attacks on Democrats, and suggestions that I wasn't fit to protect this nation that I love.  That question wasn't about an actual policy argument, it was about politics ... about trying to scare the American people. And that's what will not work in this election.  Who is this 'some' that they were talking about? ... Was this just a straw man that they were setting up? And if so ... what was the purpose of the remarks? I'm less concerned about whether the remarks were being directed against me personally, because frankly there is no evidence out there that I've ever suggested that we should engage terrorists. So obviously, it didn't apply to me.  If George Bush and John McCain want to have a debate about protecting the United States of America, that is a debate that I'm happy to have any time, any place, and that is a debate I will win because George Bush and John McCain have a lot to answer for."


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That's right folks.  The Global Warmists have finally figured out how to spin the fact that it almost snowed in Chicago yesterday even though all the ice is supposed to melt and drown us all, and worse -- the damn polar bears.  Watch for the new report.  Seems some scientists have come up with a scheme -- sorry -- model that predicts Global Warming will now take a ten year break, and then come back again after, well, after we've passed all their stupid laws to cripple our economies and make Al Gore rich by selling carbon credits.  How convenient.
 
It's a mirage, people.  Paper mache.  Hooey.  Spin.  Lies.  Deception with a capital  "Bullshit."

Honestly, these people told you the planet was going to die of a fever -- no really, Al said that -- but reality pulled the plug on that.  So now are you going to believe them when they say "Oh, wait, not quite yet, but really, really?"

Not me.

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