BaconAndBeer

Five United States Supreme Court Justices today proved that they can read, holding
that the Second Amendment's statement that "the right of the people to keep
and bear arms shall not be infringed" means that the right of the people to keep
and bear arms shall not be infringed!  

Next week, "See Jane Run."


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Barry O'Bama is already appeasing Muslims, and he's not even President yet!
Maybe he's practicing.  Anyway, at his Detroit campaign stop, Barry's staff
told two women in muslim headscarfs not to sit behind Barry because they
didn't want the scarfs in the camera shots.  The women, who turn out to be
radical Muslim stooges by the way, were, being Muslim, offended.  The
Council for American Islamic Surrender, I mean Relations (CAIR) called on
Barry to apologize personally to the two women.  Guess what?  He did!

Now that's the kind of hard-nosed, no nonsense guy we need leading this
country in time of war. 

Next up, Al Gore.  Turns out his house uses more than 20 times the amount of
electricity as the average Anerican household.  And it went up after he spent $16000
to improve efficiency.  Hey that works.  Oh yeah, Gore has a heated
whale tank in his house that all by itself uses more than $500 in electricity
every month.  Oh wait, that's "swimming pool."  Sorry.

I'll start worrying about my carbon footprint when Prince Albert starts acting
 like it matters.  Well, actually, probably not even then, really.

Hey I just figured this out.
By weight, Gore's and Moore's
endorsements of O'Bama work out
to seven!  Woo Hooo!

Yes We Can!

Sparky O'Bama's really pulling in the big ones these days.  First he locks in Michael Moo ... I mean, Moore, and now Al Gore!  Woo-Hoo!  57-43